3/24/25 HOLA!!!!!!HELLO EVERYBODY!THIS IS THE LONGEST TEXT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anyway,I!willnot be using copy and paste, keymash, or others, this will be the LONGEST EVER TEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So first, let me tell you a bit about myself, my birthday is April 7th, an- nevermind that, I am horrible at explaining things, anyway, I play a Nintendo switch, and I also like POKEMON, if you ask about my favorite Pokémon, my favorites are Pikachu, Charmander, Pichu, and uh, I ran out of ideas, anyway, I also watch YouTube, I enjoy horror (and are not affected by it at all, just absorb it for some reason, no shock here), anyway, I am currently listening to Camp WeWow 2021 [Under the Sea Week, Day 2], and before you tell me that's for kids, I just like it, it's funny. Anyway, I also like VOCALOID, I've knew a lot of Vocaloid and Taiko songs because of a game I play, Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythm Festival, I play it a ton, and I'm good at it, I like HATSUNE MIKU, and my favorite VOCALOID songs are "Ghost Rule - HATSUNE MIKU" OH MY GOD WE REACHED 1023 characters!!! Anyway, you can't yell in text, the closest you can do is TYPING IN ALL CAPS! Anyway,I ain't not planning to place goals on myself,but I hope to get 10K/20K characters a day, anyway,why did I make this LTE?Well,I want to compete with all my competitors, the Book of Monika, Hermnerp's LTE, Flaming Chickens LTE, and countless others, anyway, let's tell a quick ghost story,now let me get my flashlight*fishing through the mess of objects in the room they are in,and retrieves the flashlight* Once upon a time,there was a ghost...BOO!The end. Told you it would be quick!Anyway, let's talk about topics,anyway, let's start with saying that I ain't no stranger to power outages,my power has gone out of a total of...I forget.3?Anyway,one of the times,I played New Super Mario Bros 2 on the DS! So, I played the game and I am pretty sure I beat it...I also beat Luigi's Mansion 3 and Luigi's Mansion 1, but my DS broke, and have no clue where it is, so cannot play Luigi's Mansion 2, didn't beat it :((((( Anyway, math quiz! What was the date I am currently writing this, the answer's 3/24/2025!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY, let's see what I used to do on this Windows 7 computer that I still have today...let's see, Neopets, Geocities, aaaaanyway, that'll be too long to sift through *sigh* anyway, don't ask for my name, as I prefer to be anonymous *a random valve of silence and random mess* OK fine, I will tell you that my username is sslink, that's all.Used to have a random Geocities page, but dang it, Yahoo! WHY CLOSE GEOCITIES?!?!?!??! WHY!?!?!?!?!? *repeatedly goes crazy in the mess, then static* Hello, this is the 85th former employer of sslink, due to intense frustration, they will be back in a few minutes. *we'll be right back meme plays on full volume* OK, sorry about that, now what was I talking about? I forget! Anyway, how many characters do we have in this LTE so far? Almost 3000!!!!!! OH OK WE'RE SO CLOOOOOOSE!!! WE DID IT! WE REACHED 3000!! Anyway, we are going fast! ANYWAY! MOTIVATED TO TYPE EVEN MORE~~~~ Anyway, what do I talk about…hmm, I know! Let’s talk about rubber bands, why do you call them rubber bands if they don’t play music, anyway, I guess I was wrong, there’s a band named ‘the rubber band’, come on, they aren’t rubber, or instruments rubber, a CD also has ‘rubber band’ on it, so why don’t actual rubber bands play music? Anyway, let’s just check the lost and found, we have a used, broken car windshield, 3 smashed car tires…that’s all. Anyway, let’s give a room tour I made up for no reason, a missing floor, a broken, open window, the room is covered in 20 year old spiderwebs…the bed is messed up, why are the sheets missing? We can see the bedbug exoskeletons on here, anyway, there’s trash everywhere, rats, and eww! I’m outta here! Anyway, let’s keep going until we get 10,000 characters. Anyway, let’s find a way out of this imaginary house, where do we go? I know! Let’s go…I am not sure where to go! OK, break this mind and the universe. OK, we’re out, what do we talk about? What’s the funniest fish in the ocean…wait for it…wait for it…wait for it…a clownfish! What did the shark say after eating the clownfish? Well, that tasted funny, [bad joke drumroll] that’s all the jokes I have for today, goodbye! Just kidding (JK) Anyway, I’m running out of things to talk about, anyway, my favorite Pokemon are- WE’RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN! Anyway, I also forgot to mention I love SMG4, I’ve watched a lot of episodes, swear language? Who cares?!?! In fact, I’ll watch one right now, jk! I’ll watch it once we get to- You get the point. Anyway, 2+2=4, 4+4=8, 8+8=16, 16+16=1616, 1616+1616=3232, and 3232+3232=32323232+32323232=6464646464=YOU GET THE POINT. Anyway, let’s answer the problem of Who asked? (aka SMG4 reference, if you don’t know what I mean, check SMG4 episode Mario delves into nintendo anti-piracy screens https://youtu.be/K47VfIPsRlk) Anyway, hello world! WE REACHED 5000 characters!!! SO CLOSE TO 10,000 CHARACTERS!!! Anyway, no keymash, or copy and and paste, with excpetion of links and quotes, let’s go! *da da de do dee do dab dod dok doh dae dea*, so, how fastfastfast can we be, I’m running out of topics but we still have 5000 characters left, so how do we strengthen our LTE! Might as well paste a few bible etnries, GOD I’M SO BAD AT SPELLING!!!!! Anyway, first entry: “And the people of Israel, the whole congregation, came into the wilderness of Zin in the first month, and the people stayed in Kadesh. And Miriam died there and was buried there.” You know what, I forget, let’s keep tipity typing. As I was sayeth, I shallby sayeth I was shallby sayeth, hey! I forget. Anyway, what is 2+2+2+2+2+2=12 and go- YAY! Anyway, count to 100! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70,71,72,73,74- I give up! We reached 1038 words but only 6037 characters! Anyway, currently listening to Wonderful Routine by Taiko no Tatsujin, Bandai Namco, and originally created by 工藤祐介 ! Cool song, like the beats, anyway, it’s Japanese, DON!DON DONDONDONDON DON DON KA DON! Anyway. How many holes in a polo? 4. K.O., What? OKAO, or or ro or what? Anyway, count, count, 9+11=21? No, it’s 20! Anyway…I had a dream, let’s see: in the dream, we’re in a flipped world, not reality, but things eventually got crazy, and then I got another dream inside a dream, until I woke up, not fun, we were just getting to the good part!!!!! ://// Anyway, we're almost at 7000 characters, I'm so excited! Anyway, do you put milk before cereal or cereal before milk? Neither, I don't eat cereal! Is a tomato a fruit or vegetable, BOTH! It is a 'fruit of the vine', but it is also a bona-fide vegetable, confirmed in 1893 after the supreme court ruled that tomatoes should be vegetables in tariffs, but it is also a fruit as it grows inside the flower of a plant and has seeds. Anyway, another cool fact is: Anatidaephobia, or the fear of being watched by a duck (it may sound ridiculous, but it's a real phobia), and also, "I" is the most used word in the LTE so far, as it is the best, anyway, did you know the- I mean that you were more 1000 times more likely to get killed by a dog then by a shark, and dogs kill more people then sharks every year, oh, and 'sharks' has the same amount of letters as 'humans', both of them have 6 letters, S-H-A-R-K- no, that's too long for a chant, anyway, 'the' is also now the most used word in this LTE (used 50 times), so, how fast do you type? I type 52 words a minute, like how fast I'm typing right now! Anyway, how fast are you? Also, the word 'and' can be used 5 times in a grammatically correct sentence, here's how it goes: Picture this. A store owner is putting up a sign reading: "Stanford and Andrews", a passerby may offer this advice: "You should adjust the spacing between Stanford and 'and' and 'and' and 'rews'." YO WE REACHED 8000 CHARACTERS! Let's keep going, anyway, how many regrets are in my life? Uh, nevermind don't answer that!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, here's a quick story: "Once upon a time, there were two giant squids named Squidarella, and Squiddion, and one day, they decided to write a story together, and it went like this: "Once upon a time, there were two humans named sslink and the reader, one day, they decided to write a sea story together, and it went like this: "Once upon a time, there were two giant squids named Squidarella, and Squiddion, and one day, they decided to write a story together, and it went like this: "Once upon a time-" *the reader interrupts saying: "This story is going in a circle, it's never going to end!"*, "Oh right! An ending, and they lived happily ever after, the end." The end. Anyway, I do not intend to offend the reader, anyway, rate my story 1-10. And now, we have the game TLoZ (The Legend of Zelda): Majora's Mask, good game, but- OK, we're at 9022 characters now! Anyway, so close to 10,000, ay! Anyway, what are we doing today? Anyway, I have books to read for school, but I have 2 months, but maybe I'll read them soon, hope so, anyway, how fast can I type, OK, let's go, *sets a stopwatch after finding it in the very cluttered room* *sigh* I should clean up soon, anyway, let's go! OK, so this is text I'm very fastly typing, how fast can I type??!?!?! Anyway, I give up! Anyway, let me tell you, 'the' is still the most common word in the LTE- I mean this text. I have 7880 characters without spaces so far, it'll take 8 minutes to read, 10 minutes to speak, there are 623 unique words right now in this text, let's keep going and 'scale' it back *joke drumroll* Anyway, can't wait to get 10,000 characters, now let's talk about rubber bands- NO, I DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN!!! NO REPEATS. Anyway, so close! Anyway, 'the' is still the most used word, with 63 uses so far. "i" currently has been used 58 times and is in second place, and YO WE HIT 10,000 CHARACTERS! Oh sorry, anyway, "anyway" is the 3rd most used word, with 55 uses, 'a' has been used 53 times and is in 4th place, JESUS I'M RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, :p Anyway, time to spew random facts, I got one! The Anglo-Zanzibar war is the shortest recorded war, in fact, let me type the quote for the book, as I can't paste it. "Anglo-Zanzibar War (9:02-9:40 A.M., August 27th, 1896, Great Britain versus Zanzibar):" "The British liked it when the Sultan of Zanzibar (an island of modern Tanzania) engaged in battles. When a new sultan named Khalid bin Barghash refused to, the Royal Navy gave Zanzibar a taste of British anger. Bin Barghash tapped out after just 38 minutes of shelling in what is the shortest recorded war." Yeah, anyway, speaking of life, it is now 8:49PM right now and 'and' it's almost time for dinner, I'll be signing off in a moment, so let's go and type as fast and much as I can. Anyway, 'the' is the most used word right now, used 74 times now, 'i' has only been used 62 times, duh! Anyway, a bit about my life, I love reading, Pokémon, and playing video games. Anyway, what do I read? *there's a moment of awkward silence* I read Diary of a Wimpy Kid, I've got and read the entire series, just waiting for a new book to come out so I can read it, anyway, my favorite book is the- you know what, next question! Anyway, next question *rifling through papers* 'Why am I called sslink', well, got inspired by ''ss'', like a ship name for beginning, and link inspired me because, you know what, next question! "What is your gender", I prefer to not reveal my gender and you can already tell my gender, a male- uh, anyway, we're almost at 12,000 characters, I'm so excited! Anyway, I BRUSHED MY TEETH AND ITS BEDTIME, I WILL HAVE TO SIGN OFF, QUICK!!!! ANYWAY, I JUST CLEANED THE SINK, NOW WE'RE ALMOST TO 12,000 CHARACTERS *deep breath* OK, it's SSLINK, going to sign off in a moment after we reach our milestone, we did it~ This is SSLINK, signing off. 3/25/2025 Good afternoon fellow users! This is SSLiNK, signing on! Anyway, school went good today, got off at 2:30PM. Anyway, have you heard of myo&ga, it’s a Korean television show by VOOZ (vooz.co.kr) and produced by Imira Entertainment, it was meant to run from 2006-2012, but the show was unexpectedly scrapped, sad, but I watched two episodes, cool. Anyway, as I was saying, myo&ga is incredible, and you should watch it at least. 3/26/2025 SSLINK, signing on! Sorry for the very short passage yesterday, I ran out of time and got sidetracked, anyway, today, we reached 12,000 characters! We are almost to 13,000 characters, anyway, what do I talk about? Oh! I know, a story! But first, a word from our non-existent sponsor! "Ever feel tired in the morning, and hardly get any sleep at night? Well, we at company name technology have invented a way to make your symptoms even worse! At Lymphangioleiomyomato medication, lose 8 more hours of sleep every night! Call us today at 1-777-THISISNOTASCAM or text "MAKEMYLIFEWORSE" to 123456, today." Sorry about that, and don't trust the product, please! *sigh* *whispers to myself: "Why did I get them to sponsor us?!"* Anyway we reached 13,000 characters! Anyway, a Q&A about me from our nonexistent viewers, do people read this? "What's your gender?" *sigh* Next question! "How old are you?", Uhh . . . next question! "What is your favorite animal?" My favorites are dogs, specifically Cocoa Labradors and Golden Retrievers + Labradors. Kittens are great too, but never got a chance to get one before. “What is your-” What? Anyway, end of Q&A. Anyway, what happened today? We went to Jess’s farm! There were a lot of animals, and there were three kitties! I like the kitties, basically, there were also two dogs, Akito and Akira, anyway, I would’ve provided an image, but LTEs are text only, and I don’t have my computer there, anyway, I have water and a banana to get, be right back! OK, I’m back, turns out I had to get water, go to the bathroom, and eat a banana, anyway, I’ve also been watching Chattable activity, and it’s a very good chat platform, go check them out at iframe.chat, or search ‘Chattable’, and go check out the Nightshade Lounge at message.neocities.org (or look it up). Yo we reached 14,000 characters. Anyway, what's your favorite word? Mine is 'light', it's well, bright (JESUS I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS), anyway, we reached 14,500 characters, a beautiful achievement! 'the' is still the most used word in the LTE. I also play(ed) osu! before, but I was very bad at the game itself, duh! Anyway, you can play it yourself at the osu website, which is- or just search up "osu!" on Google, or Bing, or Ask.com, or Ecosia, or...you get the point. Anyway, here's a rant on ads (note: i'm awful at this thee subject): right after our sponsor! Nah, just kidding. Anyway, time to talk about............I'm running out of ideas, all I can mention at the moment is that it is almost 7:50PM, well, time sure flies when you are typing an Longest Text Ever, anyway, I also got 15,000 characters, anyway, sleep schedule is good? Well, is it? Well, I don't know!!! Anyway, I go to sleep at 8:30PM but usually read for like 15 minutes, then waste 1 hour and 15 minutes trying to sleep… (until 10PM at least) * Time slows down. Anyway, every day it is like that, except for weekends, max time to stay up is 1 AM, anyway, I clearly don’t know what to say, anyway, of course, my birthday is in 12 days! (April 7th), I’m soooo excited! My taiko no tatsujin: rhythm festival ran out, I hope to renew it, and get Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum ‘n’ Fun! The game the game- I mean, ‘the game sounds cool from the trailers!’. What could go wrong with 70 songs and customizable characters- you know what, said too much. Anyway, I’m running out of ideas, uh…uh…I’ll use the C&P (copy and paste), actually, nevermind, I won’t, plus, that violates LTE rules, duh! Anyway, we are soon going to surpass Kenneth Iman’s LTE in about……5409 characters. That’s motivating, now, I need some more stuff to ramble about…oh! Remember when I mentioned I love VOCALOID? Anyway, I still love it, and now my favorite song is A tale of 6 trillion years and overnight - kemu, katsuko, ia, ke-sanB and suzumu. Cool song, go check it out. Anyway, we are now at…nevermind. Anyway, just sent my own LTE to Longest Text Ever (longesttextever.neocities.org), I also played a google game called: “Say what you see!”, basically, you have to look at a picture by Google AI, and then generate a close match using Google AI by typing a prompt, there are multiple levels, it is actually kind of fun and I just played it. We just reached-reached almost 17000 characters, I know it's 8:35 PM, but I haven't been sent to bed...yet. Anyway, I'm excited to get to 17000 characters soon, anyway, one question: "Why did you make this LTE (Longest Text Ever) at all?", anyway, "i" is first place, 101 uses, but the and anyway are tied, want to hear a true story? Once upon a time...there was a person who was on the Internet, they were named: "sslink", and one day, they were bored, and inspired...they found a bunch of LTEs, they read a lot of them, relatively quickly, the max one they read so far was 92,000 characters, Anyway, oh sorry, I have to end this chapter right this second, as it is almost time...anyway, it'll be sslink, signing off! Adios for now. 3/27/2025 OK, sorry about that, let me continue the story. 3/28/2025 OK, sorry for being really inactive, but let’s continue the story, for real this time. Once upon a time...there was a person who was on the Internet, they were named: "sslink", and one day, they were bored, and inspired...they found a bunch of LTEs, they read a lot of them, relatively quickly, the max one they read so far was 92,000 characters, but one day, an idea popped into their head, they decided to make their own LTE, and then- Oh, sorry for the interruption, but just want to mention we’re listed on longesttextever.neocities.org now! YAY! OK, back to the story *darkness* -they typed their first LTE, but it was repetitive and not very good, but when they put it on Neocities (just text), it got deleted within hours, and they decided to make a second Longest Text Ever, but was running out of ideas, so they decided to trash the LTE and do a third one, and it went like this, actually, no repetition, so, the end. Happy? Yeah that was a trash but true story, anyway, I also love Kirby! My favorite Kirby games are…………*sigh* I actually don’t know. I’m running out of ideas…anyway, wait, there’s an anonymous camel in this document, well, anyway, interesting, but I just got back to my LTE, from the farm, and let’s put down this story nobody wants to hear on here: “It started here, I was in the car, waiting for the car to reach the farm, after a while, we make it to the farm, I casually get out of the car and start walking to explore the farm, I never have any sort of supervision, I then go down the trail across the road, and-” Oh, sorry for the interruption, but we now have an anonymous camel, capybara, elephant, aurochs, and an anonymous turtle in this doc and- wait, now we have an anonymous ibex and anonymous kiwi, you know, the kiwi, furry animal- anyway, it’s time to avoid noticing the viewers right now, anyway, if you’ve read to here, I’m amazed, unless you’re a SKIPPER! *if an anonymous jackal views this LTE soon, just note I’m not talking about you, you are a skipper, hop hop hop hop!* Anyway, where was I in the story? Oh yes, “I then go down the trail across the road, as I walked, I noticed the occasional rustling of nearby grass, and I kept going, focusing on the sights-” Oh sorry for interruptions, just to say hello to the Anonymous Axolotl and Anonymous Shrew currently viewing this right this moment, anyway, we’re back. “-and the sights were simple, I kept going, in a jog, I notice the road was normal, just farther down the trail, I was about to turn to the woods to explore, to notice some fast vehicles, no thank you, I turned back and ran back to farther down the trail, I slowly kept going, and then went very fast to see how fast I could go, and how much I could walk before I had to stop? I kept running, turning down paths and also finding some other places, I had already explored a lot, I eventually reached the house, everyone was going down to go inside, I also went inside, and watched some Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy, and some ads, I then went outside to get in the car, it was time to go home. I got into the car, strapped my seatbelt, and we drove home, with music, and we made it home at 8:00PM.” The end, that’s true, and how I got here, anyway, we have 14 viewers, and now it is time to see how many characters our text has. Be right back! OK! We have 20,802 characters! We now have an Anonymous Nyan Cat viewing my LTE, props to you! Anyway, I should not go blabbering about all the random anonymous users reading my LTE! We’re almost at 21,000 characters! Time to beat some records, alright, anyway, what do I talk about…??? Anyway, how are the anonymous nyan cat and axolotl still reading this? Duh! Anyway, it is time to get my sponsor! *silently “What sponsor?”* “sslinks’s spinning LTE is sponsored by sslink’s spinning LTE, go check it out at thisisanonexistentlink (dot) com (dot) co (dot) lol, and now I’m pretty sure we’ve beaten Kenneth Iman’s LTE by now, at…we are almost there, and we're now there! We now need to beat NuclearPoultry's LTE! Anyway…I ran out of ideas. And, anyone who is still reading needs this invisible, invincible, melon colored star, anyway, I also like…………no clue. And anyway, time to tell a story, once upon a time…I was exploring a garden, no plants had grown, just barren soil, I could tell it was just soil, no doubt about that, and (‘and’) I started looking for almost any type of plant I could find, and let’s also mention an expedition I did at the farm one time, it was when I took a long walk, no supervision, after exploring, I found some strange plants, were they berries? I didn’t even contemplate eating them, I knew strange berries could be poisonous, but this was a ‘pink/purple’ berry. I never succeeded in my mission of finding the poisonous hemlock plant, which often send you into a coma before finishing you off for good. Oh wait, is this sad? No ‘clue’ (a reference to a popular board game, movie, and what I don’t know) Anyway, we are so close and currently likely at 23,000 characters? Or not. Anyway, my favorite movie is…(silently) …I don’t have one. (then, in a poorly disguised normal voice) uh, my favorite movie is uh, I don’t have one. Anyway, I’m tired, and it is almost 12AM, so I’m signing off! SSLINK, signing off! 3/30/2025 It’s almost April! Just one day left, speaking of which, close to spring! Anyway, just woke up today, it’s 8:36AM, went to sleep at: “TIME UNKNOWN”, last remembered time was 10:36, but I didn’t stop for a while. Anyway, have you heard of- 3/31/2025 OK, this might be my nonsensical speech, just to show how long I can make talking, so first, are aliens real? No one knows, there are believers, and skeptics, of course- Anyway, imagine if mini kirbys existed! It starts with someone scooping 5 mini kirbys into their hands (each only 26 nanometers), and soon, there’d be quintillions of them! Of course, let’s start the history…you know what, I don’t need to be anything, anyway, I’ll update in a moment.OK, about the name, yes, I know “sslink’s spinning LTE” is not very creative, is it? Anyway, how did I get this name? Well, the name comes from my name, which, let’s break it down. OK, “sslink” is my name, and here’s how I got that name, I got inspired by S.S., which is a ship name, and S.S. (standed for steam ship back in the 1800s-1900s) came to distinguish between steam ships and others. And where did steam ships come from? It started in the earlier 1800s, so- Oh, this isn’t going to work, anyway, what was I doing? *rifles through papers in this cluttered room, and tries unsuccessfully to find my records* Uh, I’ll be right back, just go to our sponsor *Jesus, I'm running out of sponsors.* “This show is sponsored by the AAAAAAAAC, which stands for Aperfect Air Aconditioner Alinteocosicoederalophobianashorbialaroabaiaoapbaproabrab Phobia, so, sorry, but that’s the name, WHO WROTE THIS?!?! *static* The end.” Anyway, we’re…or is it I’m back! Wait, do people read this? Well, definitely, as an Anonymous Wolf is reading this LTE right now. Anyway, we are so close to 24,500 characters…wait, we are at it. Anyway, might as well tell a new story: “Once upon a dime, there were two chimes, and the two chimes added three chimes to each other, so it is five chimes in all! Oh wait, that doesn’t even make sense, well, we’re in the story, so-” Wait, an Anonymous Bear joined the group- I mean, decided to read the LTE, of course, why do I feel like I know who that is…so close to 25,000 characters! I hope to to reach 30,000 characters, this could be exciting…drats, I’m out of ideas! Anyway, currently on the LTE discord, so, might as well try to come up with something to talk about…might as well mention the top 11 ways to play Super Mario World! Way 1, do it normal, just play the game like normal, nothing suspicious, just use normal controls, normal ways, no keys. Way 2, play the game while standing on your head, it’s a fun, and definitely good activity to do here! Anyway, how to do it? Just first do a handstand, and make sure you’re on your head, then take your Super Nintendo Entertainment System controller, and play the game. Way 3, play the game with your eyes closed while standing on your head, a fun activity that’s fun and safe to do, first, close your eyes, second, perform a handstand, and how do you do that? Do a handstand, then close your eyes, wait, wrong order, anyway, close your eyes, then do a standhand! Wait, wrong word, !dnahdnats a od neh, seye ruoy esolc ,yawyna, redro gnorw- Wait, wrong order, that was desrever- no wait, sdrawkcab! No wait, that’s backwards! Way 4, play the game while- 4/25/2025 IT’S BEEN 26 DAYS SINCE I LAST WROTE IN MY LTE…So, let me tell what happened, first, it’s almost 4AM, I’ve went to the farm, watched some baby chicks, explored, saw ducks, other animals, and I read there. But I also just got Sailor Moon Manga Book 1, read all of it, 10/10 would read again. Anyway, I need to get back to my best ways to complete Super Mario World, now, where was I??? Oh yeah! Way 4, play the game while trapped in water, sure, you have a 22% chance of suffocating, but you can water down the difficulty! Wait, that’s not how the saying goes, Way 5, play outside in Death Valley with winter clothes on and bundled up, don’t worry, it’ll be so hot that you’ll b- [unexpected cutoff] Oh, sorry. Um, let’s go off from there, anyway, first, I also watched 6 Sailor Moon episodes in one day, amazing, also, if you don’t know the show, look it up! Turn it on! Watch! You’ll see, just watch the Japanese one with English subtitles, Japanese is classic. Anyway, we’re at…27,071 characters! Now, if we make it to 30,000 characters, I'll stop for now, plus, it's late. Alright, now, our quest for 30,000 begins, now, let me tell a story…the history of NO CLUE, it’s a very long and tedious story, it begins at the dawn of tim- *the reader interrupts* “We don’t have time for this!”, anyway, my room is now cleaner, I took a shower, even have two boxes of Peeps, although I for some reason haven’t eaten them yet, I got them from Easter, and- OH YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT! 18 days ago, it was my birthday! We drove to ?????? and then, I received a present, wrapped up, must be something……can you guess what it was? *crickets chirping and silence* It was…wait for it…wait for it…wait for it…wait for it…I’M WAITING!!! Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum ‘n’ Fun! (In Japan, it is referred to as: “Taiko no Tatsujin Nintendo Switch Version!”), it also came with a drum controller, anyway, I am also exploring old blogs on the wayback machine, silent until I struck gold with a blog created on November 23rd, 2000, archived in 2001, all images *it’s mostly text except the background and style* are archived, and the blog was removed sometime in ~2002, but was definitely removed on June 1st, 2002, the blog itself, I’ll link to it if you want to see it: (https://web.archive.org/web/2000/cannot_sleep.blogspot.com) (I put 2000, because if it was 2001 set, the wayback machine would for some reason auto-direct to a 2002 snapshot.), this was the oldest blog I found and rescued. I personally archived the page, after using ChatGPT to wipe out the wayback machine references, so I then placed it in my ‘blogs’ folder on my desktop (note: I DO NOT OWN THESE BLOGS!), and we are almost at 29,000 characters! Anyway, another blog was a French blog titled: “I CAN’T”, I unfortunately forgot the URL (ironically, the blog is in French, but the page title is in perfect English), so, the blog…if I remember it right- nevermind. Another blog I found was…no clue. Anyway, we’re almost to 30,000! Just one thousand more characters to go, now, let me tell you my favorite sailor moon song, the opening. Moonlight Denetsu (MOONLIGHT LEGEND), recently, I found a sailor moon fansite called Sailor Senshi Sanctuary on ClassicPlastic, also, it has all the Sailor Moon songs in MIDI! Also, you gotta see it, go here to see it! (www.classicplastic.net/sailormoon) Anyway, “In the name of the Moon, come back soon!” -SSS, and it reminds me of Sailor Moon’s (Usagi Tsukino’s) iconic catchphrase: “I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and Justice! I am Sailor Moon! And now in the name of the Moon, I’ll punish you!” Feels so iconic, so relaxing… :) Anyway, this reminds, the most viewed video on YouTube is Baby Shark Dance, 15.3 billion views, almost 2X the estimated global population of 8.2 billion (although this is a misconception, and estimates suggest 7 billion), but HOW DID IT GET SO BIG? Well, toddlers and children like to watch these videos…over…and…over. 30,000 CHARACTERS!!!! Yes, win for us!!! Sure, I could expand right now, but it’s late at night and I’m also supposed to be at the farm all day tomorrow. Now, in the name of the…uh…wrong catchphrase, wait, it’s…oh yeah! Sailor- I mean, sslink, signing off!